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Scanlan Songs Lyrics

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Song and Flute Fish God Taryon Wayward Son Arrows and Bows Without Me

Somebody That We Used To Know

Thordak the Cinder King Eye of the Goliath Pit Fiend Baby Lose Yourself White Dragon

Cheap Heals Scanlan's Eyes My Shot Talkin' Percy The Critter I Didn't See Vax Inspiration

Semi F***ed Fight Health Play A Song Bigby's Hand Party Fight Anthem Clarota Healing

Song and Flute

I be on my song and flute shit, song shit, song

I be on my song and flute shit, song shit
Can I show you a few things?
A few things, a few things, little baby 'cause
I be on my flute and shawm shit, shawm shit
I be on my flute and shawm shit, shawm shit
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things

Wait a minute, you ready, Kaylie?

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I can't wait 'til I get back to Marquet, good-looking
Going out so hot, just like an oven
And I'll burn myself, but I just had to touch it
We might die but we will try
Hey baby, we don't mind all the robbin', hi
'Cause if they study close, real close, they might learn something
She ain't nothing but a talented thief when she does it
She's so fly tonight

But as long as I got my flute and shawm

I'm gonna keep you safe from harm

Don't you fuss, don't be alarmed

Lemme give you some hit points (give you some hits points)

All pressed up in purple tights

And you look like the Meat Man tonight

Love and magic in the air tonight

Let me give you some hit points (give you some hit points)

Let me give you some hit points

Give you some hit points, of my love

While we're in the heat of battle

Lemme give you some hit points

Give you some hit points, of my love, hey

Stop, let me get a good look at it

Don't use swords much, all I use is my magic

But it seems to make my cutting words do more damage

That's alright, 'cause you're all mine

Ohh, sure the White Duke may have once been your daddy

But when you woke up, man, I felt so combaty

And with you at my hip I just feel so fancy

And you're all mine tonight

But as long as I got my flute and shawm

I'm gonna keep you safe from harm

Don't you fuss, don't be alarmed

Lemme give you some hit points (give you some hits points)

All pressed up in purple tights

And you're pressed in that scabbard right

Love and magic in the air tonight

Let me give you some hit points (give you some hit points)

Let me give you some hit points

Give you some hit points, of my love

While we're in the heat of battle

Lemme give you some hit points

Give you some hit points, of my love, hey

Get out ya seat, Scan, uh

All Vax, but the wight shows

Black wings 'fore the champ goes

We gods but the gold'll sink

Y'all sit back and enjoy the right show

Nothing for Kiki or Vax

Touch the sun, but baby those wings is wax, is this how the story ends

I fly with Vex-'ahlia but we're vexed, no clue what's next

Years of distress, tears on the set

Try to hide her face with postmarital sex, uh

This is our last season

Vecna's vixen, we keep meetin'

All saints for my angel

And I worship Sarenrae too

God-stat blessings and some beans

I'll show you how to do this, team, uh

All gambles, make trammels

Roll high, his shackles

Look for Avandra, call out your mantra

Praise or shame Gil when we do or don't get slaughtered

Tell your brother that I love 'im and I love you

Tell your sister she can't miss when we're in trouble

We can't lose an archer, lost a rogue

I'll show you how to do this bro

As long as Ive got my song and flute

Im gonna give some healin to you

When you think that we're all through

Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)

All pressed up in purple silk

That ain't my cube, it's just my hilt

Love and magic in the air tonight

Gonna give you some hit points (give you some hit points)

Gonna give you some hit points

Give you some hit points, of my love

While we're in the heat of battle

Gonna give you some hit points

Give you some hit points, of my love, hey

Taryon Wayward Son

Tarry on my wayward son,

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don't you cry no more

Once I traveled far and wide for amusement

But Vox Machina saw through my illusion

I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high

Through my father's greed, I still was a kind man

Met him once but didn't talk much to Scanlan!

Doty watches when I'm dreamin

I can hear him say

Taryon my wayward son,

Rebuild Doty with a gun

Now he's ready for your quest

He won't die no more

Masquerated as a man of experience

My charade is that I am my appearance

And though I claimed to be a wise man,

I revealed that I don't know

I build wonders when my bro gets a notion

Rags to riches, turning patches to potions

I strip my house of fame and fortune

Still I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son,

Though you think your friends are done

Vax was dead but he's been blessed

Don't you cry no more

Taryon, you will always remember

Tarry on, toward your own new adventures

Now your life's no longer empty

More adventures wait for you

Fish God

Girl!

We're the guys who killed the fish god,

The sexy guys who killed the fish god,

We got the treasure from the fish god, fish god, fish god

Let's ring a bell, hit a drum and a bell,

Wake the frog god, frog god, frog god

Yeow! (Shout out loud)

And the fish god.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any water?

I wanna buy all your water,

From the fish god, fish god, fish god

[Pause]

Grog's got something to put in you,

In the fish god, fish god, fish god

Yeow! (Shout out loud)

I'm a super bard, killed a fish god.

Yeah! I'm a super bard, killed a fish god.

I'm a super bard, killed a fish god.

Super bard.
Super, super, super bard

Arrows and Bows

Well, you had a bear, turned him into a man
Took him to the fair but he didn't understand
That's wack, and so I turned him back
Now, there's dragons in Exandria been cursing my name
'Cause I killed me a black one in a Westruun cave
Hey, hey, then I made my getaway
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause you're the best archer that they ever gotta see

One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
They always wanna run, but they never gonna flee your
Arrows and bows, they fire
At our foes and kill them and make 'em gho-o-osts
Draw, aim, let go
Arrows and bows

I had a dragon ally near the fire plain
Kept him safe through the battle, left him broomless the next day
Hey, hey, how alignments change
You get high, on your broom for sure
So the hearts stop beating, and the heads just roll
You know that's how the story goes

One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
Flyin' over mountains, teleportin' over seas
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
They always wanna run, but they never gonna flee

Without Me

Bigbys hand! Real spells, no patches

Two prankster bard gnomes go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Two prankster bard gnomes go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Scanlan's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants ta
See Scanlan no more, they want Taryon, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Tary, this is what I'll give ya

A brand new Doty mixed with some gunslinger

Guess he's more inventive than what Scanlan brings ya

Than a song when I singalong to calm battles

By the bard to go along with Grogs raging

While I'm rocking the Shawm while Grogs operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating

‘Cause I'm back, like I'm in black but it's not the 80s

I know that you want a father, Kaylie

But my old Vox Machina needs some saving

So Legendary won't let me be

Or let me be me, so let me see

Can't even take a shit on Talks Machine

I'll have to moon y'all on the after dark stream

I'll get in your head, you feelin' it yet

Fuck that, listen instead, and shit on the bed

And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy

I just pulled out my other mug, fuck you, Tary!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause it feels so empty without me

Little elf girl, just wants to be helpful

Ya'll pissed I dipped last we were assembled

Yeah, I may have been too resentful

But you never shoulda called up Kaylie when I was cold, bitch!

A missionary, missions are scary

We led a revolution, could you do that, Tary

A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Fix your earrings, and attune em, cuz I'm gonna wanna

Enter in, and up under your skin, what a bummer

The center of attention, back for the summer

I'm fuckin handsome the best thing since Blanston

Cracking jokes even when I'm a phantom

Stand up, attention please

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Use your headsets, my music is free

A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

A tisket a tasket, I'll go tit for tat with

Anybody who's talking "this shit, that shit"

You wished it, smash it, in Allura's bag hid-den

Perception lower than Trinket's tactics

And Doty? You big heap of trash with a goatee

You can get yourself scrapped for spare parts and blow me

You don't know me, mechanical, no soul
It's over, your role's not that Critical
So let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since I was picked up by Doctor Dranzel
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene

No, I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since White and Nerdy

To do parody so selfishly

And use it to make Grog's Spaghetti

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works

Twenty million other characters emerge

But no matter how many Ps to the C

It'll be so empty without me

Somebody That We Used To Know

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like fighting dragons felt so crappy when you died

We thought you were in the right party

But you felt lonely in our company

But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

I guess you're addicted to a certain kind of magic

This residuum brings the end, always the end

So when we found that we could not keep Scan

You went and took your daughter by the hand

But no one here was ever glad that it was over

But you didn't have to cut me off

Make out like we never adventured, that we were nothing

I think we really need your love
But we do not know your mother and that feels so rough

No, you don't have to take suude solo

Have Jarrett collect your substances so you can slumber

I guess you really need that though

Scanlan's just somebody that we used to know

Scanlan's just somebody that I used to know
Scanlan's just somebody that I used to know

Now and then I think of all the times you pooed the sofa

Shit the bed then leaving, it was always something that you've done

Our pranks shouldn't have gone that way

Feeding into all the shit you say

We thought that you could let it go

And we wouldn't end up being just the party that you used to know

Thordak the Cinder KinG

You know Raishan and Vorugal the Frigid Doom,

Brimscythe and Umbrasyl we killed in his room

But, do you recall the most f***ed up dragon of all?

Thordak, The Cinder King had a very shiny gem

and if you ever saw it, run the f*** away from him!

All of the other dragons-

Frankly, they were pretty tame

They're small compared to Thordak

But we'll kill him all the same

Since one foggy Whitestone eve

Raishan came to say

Vox Machina youre so cool

Won't you take his ass to school

Now we have come to stop him

And to set our city free

Thordak the Cinder King

Have you met my friend Bigby?

Pit Fiend Baby

Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Oh, baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

My sword is out but I want to sing

Hellish baby,

'Cause I need to go now, oh, because...

Your evilness is killing me (and I)

I must confess I want to flee (I want to flee)

But when you see me you lose your mind

Baby it's a sign-

Pit fiend, baby, now you're mine

Oh, baby, baby
The reason I flee is you
Boy, you got me frightened
Oh, baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it

Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Yeah, yeah

Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, Pit Fiend, baby
I shouldn't have let you go

I must confess

That your evilness

Is killing me now

And I know you're a pit fiend

But it will be clear
And we will be fine
Pit Fiend, baby, now you're mine

Eye of the Goliath

Rising up, back in the crucible

Took some time, killed a dragon

Went the distance, now you're back in the pit

Just a man and his will to survive

So many times it happens too fast
You trade your true name for Phillip
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the goliath

It's the thrill of the fight

Rising up to the challenge of that asshole

And the last known survivor earns his name and his pride

And he's watching us all with the eye of the goliath

Face to face, out in the heat

Hanging tough, staying hungry

He rips the lips off, we all think you're beat

But you still have the skill to survive

Rising up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

Lose Yourself

Look
If you had
One scroll
Or one opportunity
To steal a Goristro from the abyss
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

(Yo)

All right, Scanlan, I know that your palms are sweaty,

your knees are weak, your arms heavy.

There’s cologne on your tunic, Grog’s spaghetti.

You're nervous, but on the surface you look calm and ready
To call fiends, but you can't go forgettin'
How the spell sounds, the snow cloud grows so loud
You open your mouth, and the words just come out
You're focused now, everybody's throwin' down
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there's a Goristro

Can't see me through the snow, nope
He's so mad, but he won't see me that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows I brought him to the cold
It don't matter, he's a dope, one slow jam and we're bros
He's so stacked and he knows, he can't go back to his hellish home, that's when its
Attack the white dragon, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't gnash him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better read that fuckin' scroll
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

This fiend's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This battle's mine for the taking
Makes me sing, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin', but super barddom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, Vorugal grows colder

He blows us all over, our foes and friends on him

Icicle breath flows he's known as the cold proper

Lonely roads, God only knows, I've grown farther from home, I'm no father
I scry but I barely know my own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water

Casino woes, when I go, I'm sold product

They moved on to the next schmo who knows zero bout fusaka

So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da

No more games, I'm a change what's on this page
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like I used Grog's rage
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher
Best believe we're gonna deceive the high wyvern
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn dragons inspire violence
And its no play, there's no playwright writin
This is my life and these times are so hard

And it's getting even harder tryin' to reconnect with my seed, plus

Teeter totter caught up bein' a father and a fearless bard a

Vex and Vax'ildan a drama screamin' on too much

For me to want to say in one spot, another day of monotony's

Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got

To formulate a plot fore I end up impaled or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Kaylee, I love you, but this playa's got to go, I cannot grow old in this siphon's plot
So here I go is my shot
Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

You can do anything you set a rhyme to, man

White Dragon

You’re tryina kill a white dragon

Just like the ones we used to kill

Where the mansion's hidden

And halfelves listen

To hear wing beats in the snow

You're tryina kill a white dragon

With every hit you land, we might

May your days be merry and bright

And I hope we all survive this fight

Cheap Heals

Come on, come on, get your Scanlan on

It's Thursday night, and it won't be long

Gonna play my flute, gonna play my shawm

It's Thursday night, and it won't be long

Til I get your health up, get your health up

I got all you need

No I don't shoot bows, I don't swing swords

But damn it I can sing

Percy, my song is all you need to shoot guns tonight

(I love cheap heals)

Percy, my song is all you need to shoot guns tonight

(I love cheap heals)

I don't need no money

I'll just summon Bigby

I don't need no money

As long as I got Kaylee

Come on, come on, get your Scanlan on
It's Thursday night and the stream is on
Gonna play my flute, gonna play my shawm
It's Thursday night and it won't be long

'Til I
Get your health up, get your health up
I got all I need
No I don't shoot guns
I don't throw knives
But I got you baby

Baby I don't need cleric spells to heal wounds tonight
(I love cheap heals!)
Baby I don't need cleric spells to heal wounds tonight
(I love cheap heals!)

I don't need no money

As long as I can spice my meat (heal the team)

I don't need no money

As long as I keep singing

(I love cheap heals!)
(I love cheap heals!)
I don't need no money
As long as I can feel the beat
I don't need no money
As long as I keep singing
Oh, oh

Scanlan's Eyes

I see you, you see me
Watch me eyebite
All of my enemies
Oh girl, you've got to know
What my head overlooks
Perception will show to my heart
When it's watching for lies
You can't escape my

Scanlan's eyes
They're watching you
I can see through my poo
Scanlan's eyes
They're watching you
Scanlan's eyes
They're watching you
Watching you
Watching you
Watching you

I play with words
I play with love
You can twist it around, baby
That ain't enough
'Cos girl
I'm gonna know
Whatever I leave behind
Is a crappy window
Don't lie
When you're hurting inside
'Cos you can't escape my

Why you try to put up a front for me
I'm a spy but on your side, you see
Seeming into any disguise

I'll still know you
Look into my Scanlan's eyes

(Very very blue poo)

My Shot

Scanlan:
You are not throwin’ away your shot!
You are not throwin’ away your shot!
You’re just like your sister you’re young, brooding and hungry
And you’re not throwin’ away your shot!

You'll be called to the Raven Queen’s College
Prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, you amaze and astonish
The problem is you got a lot of dex but no caution
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word, I drop knowledge
You're a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
Tryin’ to reach your skull my power of speech, unimpeachable
Look nineteen but your mind is older
These Exandria streets get colder, you shoulder
Every burden, every disadvantage
You have learned to manage, you don’t have a gun to brandish
You walk these streets and vanish
The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name
You are the V-A-X-dash-I-L-D-A-N I am meant to be
in a party that runs independently
Meanwhile, dragons keeps shittin’ on us endlessly
Essentially, they raze us relentlessly
Then Thordak turns around, hoards the whole city
He ain’t ever gonna let those peasants be

So there will be a revolution in this century

Enter me, you say under raven's wings

Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions V
You will lay down your life if it sets us free
Eventually, we’ll see your ascendancy

And you are not throwing away your shot
You are not throwing away your shot
Hey yo, you're just like your sister
You're young, brooding and bitter
And you're not throwing away my shot
It’s time to take a shot

Grog:
I dream of life without a dragon bein'
The ruler of our home, it'll lead to onarchy?
Onarchy how you say, how you say, anarchy?
When I fight, I make the other side panicky
With my, shot

Pike:
Yo, I’m Serenrae’s apprentice
And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis
I’m joining the rebellion 'cause I know it’s my chance
To kick some pants and do the monstah mash!
I’m gonna take a shot

Vex:
But we’ll never be truly free
Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me
You and I. Do or die. Wait till I attack
On a broomstick with the first black witch's hat
Have another shot

Percy:
Geniuses, lower your voices
You keep out of trouble and you double our choices
I’m with you, but the situation is fraught
You’ve got to be carefully taught
If you talk, you’re gonna get shot

Scanlan:
Percy, check what we got:
Mister Grog Strongjaw, hard rock like Lancelot
I think your beard looks hot
Now, Vax, I like you a lot
Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot
What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
A bunch of revolutionary on a mission abolitionists
Give me a position, show Percy where the ammunition is
Oh, am I talkin’ too loud?
Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth
I never had a daughter before
I promise that I’ll make her proud

Keyleth:
Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd!

All:
And you are not throwing away your shot
You are not throwing away your shot
Hey yo, you're just like your sister
You're young, brooding and hungry (bitter)
And you're not throwing away my shot
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa
Ay, let ‘em hear ya
Let’s go
Whoa, whoa, whoa I said shout it to the rooftops
Whoa, whoa, whoa said, to the rooftops
Whoa, whoa, whoa come on
Come on, let’s go
Rise up
When you’re living on your knees, you rise up
Vex, Tell your brother he’s gotta rise up
Vax, Tell your sister she's gotta rise up
When are these cities gonna rise up?
When are these cities gonna rise up?
When are these cities gonna rise up?
When are these cities gonna rise up?
Rise up

Vax:
I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
When’s it gonna get me?
In my sleep, seven feet ahead of me?
If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be?
Is it like a beat without a melody?
See, I never thought I’d live past thirty
When my sister fell I thought I'd trade her for me

Ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh, reach for the cask

We have to make this moment last, that's plenty

Keyleth:
Scratch that, this is not a moment, it’s the movement
Where all the hungriest sisters with something to prove went
Foes oppose us, we try to take an honest stand
We roll like Whitestone, claimin’ our promised land
And? If we win our independence?
‘Zat a guarantee of freedom for our descendants?
Or will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?
I know the action in the street is excitin'
But Sun Tree, between all the bleedin’ ‘n fightin’
I’ve been thinkin’ ‘n scryin’
We need to handle our moral dichotomy
Are we a party of fakes? What’s the state of our party?
I’m past patiently waitin' I’m passionately smashin’ every expectation
Every action’s an act of creation
I’m pausin' in the face of casualties and sorrow
For the first time, I’m thinkin’ past tomorrow

Vax:
And I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I’m just like my sister
I’m young, brooding and hungry
And I’m not throwing away my shot
We’re gonna rise up (time to take a shot)
We’re gonna rise up (time to take a shot)
We’re gonna, rise up, rise up
It's time to take a shot
Rise up, rise up, it's time to take a shot
Rise up, it's time to take a shot
Rise up, take a shot, shot, shot
It's time to take a shot, time to take a shot
And I am not throwing away my shot
Not throwing away my shot

tALKIN' pERCY

Stuff he invents
The feeling of Bad News blowing off heads
Smoke, smoke demons
I'll take care and throw away your gun

He walks into the fight
Wanna keep you here
'Cause you snipe my fears
Yeah, may not always be right
But he fights for us
And it's all because

Now if we're talkin' Percy
You've got a perfect gun
So put it on me

And pull that trigger
If you shoot (aim) it right
You'll end its life
On and on and on

Now if we're talking Percy
You've got a perfect gun
And diplomacy
Electric shock and awe
If you charge it right
You'll end it's life
On and on and on

Guns, give me guns
Anything you want, he'll tinker stuff
Arrows to hit
And explode in the air, so dangerous

Bodies
Our Percy droppin' bodies with his giant gun
Bodies
Shoot and reload so you can hit another one

tHE cRITTER

Some people call me the gnome cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here in Emon

Cause I'm a trickster
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner

I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a hitter
I'm a winner
I'm a bedroom shitter

I play my music on my shawm

You're the cutest gnome
That I ever did see
I swear I'm just looking at your symbol
Of your deity
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

I Didn't See Vax

Walkin' down the hall

Nobody's watchin' us as long as I

Don't start humming to myself

I do that sometimes

When I'm invisible

Ooo, is Vax next to me?

I didn't see Vax

That half-elf left no tracks

I didn't see Vax

Where did he go?

Does anybody know?

I didn't see Vax

That half-elf left no tracks

I didn't see Vax

No one's gonna see you

So full of stealth;

You're one sneaky half elf

So goddamn stealthy!

In the shadows

All this time I don't know where you are

How can a person like you hide so well?

In the shadows

Where I see the rest of the party

But not Vax, never Vax

Chorus

I didn't see Vax

He went stealth and is practically invisible

Scouting ahead

He left us oh oh oh

Chorus

Can't see the Vax, can't see the Vax

So goddamn stealthy

Inspiration

Fighting beside you

In the underdark

Fighting the flayers of minds

Softly we stealth up

With buckets of shit

Luckily my aim is fine

We fight on together
Though we were apart
Yet here you are
By my side

So now I come to you
With healing words
Nothing to hide
Believe what I sing
Now I come to you
With inspiration
Now you'll be
Inspired and full of HP

Party members don't get hurt
When you're fighting, when I sing
I sing it loud, sing it loud

I'm the one for a good time song
Flute's blowin' up, ringin' my cowbell
I feel the love, feel the love

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 sing
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 sing
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 sing

Kick their ass, till I lose count

I want to sing a song of inspiration, of inspiration
I'm gonna sing about how awesome we are
How awesome we are

I'm gonna fly like a pterodactyl, cuz I'm incredible
I want to sing a song of inspiration, of inspiration

...On for dear life

Help you out in the midst of a fight

Keep your health full until morning light

When youre just holding on for dear life

Help you, youre holding on for dear life

Help you out in the midst of a fight

Keep your health full until morning light

Cuz youre just holding on for dear life,

On for dear life

Health

Health, I need somebody
Health, not just anybody
Health, you know I need someone
Health!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed any healing words in any way
Now these days are gone I'm not so self assured
But when I find I'm in a bind, I cast dimension door

Health me if you can, my hit points are down

And I do appreciate you being 'round

Help me get my feet back on the ground

Won't you please please health me

I'm bringing health points back

Those other bards don't know how to act

I think you're special with that cleric class

So listen up and Ill pick up the slack

Take em to the chorus:

Get your hit points up

Go ahead be gone with it

But as long as Ive got my song and flute

I'm gonna give some healin' to you

Love and magic in the air tonight

Gonna give you some hit points

Of our love

Cuz as long as I've got my flute and shawm

I'm gonna keep you safe from harm

Love and magic in the air tonight

Gonna give you some hit points x3

Of our love

Semi F---ed Fight

Kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill...

I'm packed and I'm holding
I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden
She kills with me, once said she loved me
As a friend, whoa distraction
She comes round and she flies like an eagle
And I make her smile, like a drug for me
Beaming like the sun god that acts through a tree
Keep on smiling, what we go through
Won't stop with the rhythm that inspires you

And I sing to you like the chorus to the verse
Improvise another line like a coda with a curse
Come on like a sleek gnome takes the stage
To take us on would be a big mistake

I want Grog to rage, to get me through this
Semi-fucked kinda fight, baby, baby
I want Grog to rage, I'm not worried, but someone might die

Kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill...

The sky was black, it was gray
We can't see it 'cuz we're hidden away
And I wish I could get back there, someplace back there
Hummin' through the zombies and vamps
Maybe these words'll keep you going til we camp
I won't stop, I won't come down
I keep stock with the tick-tock rhythm, I inspire you all
Until I slip up, take the hit that I was given
Then I'm hit again, then I'm hit again
I said...

How do I get back there to, the hit points that I've grown so used to
How do I get myself back to a state of full health

I want Grog to rage, to get me through this
Semi-fucked kinda fight, baby, baby
I want Grog to rage, I'm not worried, but someone might die

I believe in the gnome that glows
Pike gives me a feeling, a grown up feeling
I believe in the faith she shows
And the four right chords can still inspire
When I'm with you I feel like I could die
And that would be alright, alright

And when the image flickered, she said she was fading
Crushed me that she wouldn't be staying

Tryin quite hard not to die, but
Now I'm struggling to survive, those days you were wearing that full plate
One of these days we'll go on a date
Those other girls don't mean a thing
One day Sarenrae will smile on me

And you heal me, when I'm broken
Still it's all that I wanna do, just a little now
Feel myself, heading off the ground
I'm scared, I'm not coming down
No, no
And I won't run for my life
Though the undead armies stretch for miles
But it'll be alright, alright

And I want Grog to rage, to get me through this fight
Baby, I want Grog to rage
Not listening when you say...
Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye, good-bye

Kill kill kill..

The sky was black, it was gray
I couldn't see it cuz we're hidden away
And I wish I could get back there
Someplace back there, in the city of Emon

I want Grog to rage

Bigby's Hand

It comes to life

In the middle of a fight

With just a phrase

And purple light

Now normally,

I'm filled with love

But if you piss me off,

You'll meet my glove

Come on, come on,

Lay it on me

All right...

I'm giving you

On count of three

Watch me count down

On fingers large as trees

I'm telling you

Just watch your mouth

I'll shut it with

My fist, there is no doubt

Well, my height is not the biggest

Hand to hand, it limits my reach

But at times, I can hit anything

Within 120 feet

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - come on

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - you know it

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - come on, you know

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

And the whole world has to

Answer right now

Just to tell you once again,

Who's hand?

The Briarwoods

Are doin' wrong

Gonna take you out

Before too long

Believe your eyes

They do not lie

That is my hand

Floating in the sky

Your talk is cheap

You're not a man

You're throwin' stones

But I'll just catch them in my hand

Well, my height is not the biggest

Hand to hand, it limits my reach

But at times, I can hit anything

Within 120 feet

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - come on

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - you know it

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - come on, you know

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

And the whole world has to

Answer right now

Just to tell you once again,

Who's hand?

We can change Whitestone tomorrow

This could be a better place

If you don't like what I'm sayin'

My hand will slap your face!

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - come on

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - you know it

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - you know it, you know

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Woo! Woo! Woo!

(And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again...)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - come on

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's Hand, Bigby's Hand - you know it - you know it

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

You know, you know, you know - come on

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you

You know I'm smooth - Which hand?

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's hand, Bigby's hand, baby, Bigby's hand

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

You know, you know, you know it - come on

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

(And the whole world has to answer right now)

Woo!

(Just to tell you once again)

Bigby's hand, Bigby's hand - you know it

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's hand, Bigby's hand - hoo!

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

Bigby's hand, Bigby's hand - you know it, you know

(hand hand - Bigby's, Bigby's hand)

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again...

Who's hand?

Play A Song

I stay out too late

But Pike is on my brain

Cleric of Sarenrae

She just drives me insane

I go on too many dates

But Pike is on my brain

And that's why they don't stay

Cuz Pike is on my brain

But Ill keep movin'

Can't stop won't stop groovin'

It's like I've got this music

In my mind

Sayin' it's gonna be alright

Cuz the ranger's gonna range range range range range

The goliath's gonna rage rage rage rage rage

And I'm just gonna play play play play play

Play a song play a song

The gunslinger's gonna shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot

And the rogue is gonna loot loot loot loot loot

I'm just here playin' my flute flute flute flute flute

Play a song play a song

I never miss a note

Make the words up as I go

But that's what they don't know

That's what they don't know

I'm casting all these spells

So go and give 'em hell

Inspired by myself

But Ill keep movin'

Can't stop won't stop groovin'

It's like I've got this music

In my eye bite

Sayin' its gonna be alright (now SLEEP)

Cuz the druid's gonna grow grow grow grow grow

And that bear is gonna roll roll roll roll roll

But I've got all the soul soul soul soul soul

Play a song play a song

The sorcerer's gonna cast cast cast cast cast

And the cleric's gonna blast blast blast blast blast

So I'll sit here and relax -lax -lax -lax -lax

Play a song play a song

My cleric brought her astral frame

She's like "Sarenrae!"

But I'm just gonna play

And to the tiefling over there

With the hella fine tail

Won't you come on over, baby,

We can play, play, play

The ranger's gonna range range range range range

The tracker's gonna track track track track track

I'm just gonna watch watch watch watch watch

Watch her range watch her range

The gunslinger's gonna shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot

And the rogue is gonna loot loot loot loot loot

I'll be here playin' my flute flute flute flute flute

Play a song, play a song

Clarota Healing

Oh, baby, things are lookin' real tense

But I know you need some revenge

And baby, I know you're a mindflayer

But we can help each other through danger

And when I get that feeling

I want Clarota healing

Clarota healing, oh baby

Makes you feel so fine

Please don't flay my mind

Clarota healing, baby, is good for you

Clarota healing is something that's good for you

Whenever duregar are fallin'

And your elder brain is leaving you

There's something I can do

I can pick up my shawm and heal you up, Clarence

And honey I know you'll be there to do magic

The help you give to us will be fantastic

I know you don't know with whom your dealing

But I can give you some Clarota healing

Lets kill folks tonight

Clarence, that's right, don't call you that

Clarota is all you'll be to me

Baby, I think we can

Reconnect you with your clan

And when I get that feeling

I want Clarota healing

Clarota healing is good for you

Makes you feel so fine, it's such a rush

Just don't relieve me of my mind, and it's good for us

Clarota healing, baby, it's good for you

Clarota healing is something that's good for you

Well, it's good for you and it's so good for you, Clarota, whoa

Don't take control, don't grab a hold

Of my head or mind, don't do that, Clarota

We can be allied

I'll be your medicine, let's be friends

Clarota, you're so great, I cant wait for you to help us take

Can't wait for you to help us take Kavarn

(He's such an @$$hole)

When I get this feeling

I need Clarota healing

Oh when I get this feeling

I need Clarota healing

I gotta have Clarota healing, darling

Cause were all alone

Clarota healing, darling

Til we get you home

Party Fight Anthem

Elvish people on the ship tonight
Everybody just have a good fight
And we gonna make you lose your lives
Everybody just have a good fight

[How do you want to do this?]

Stand back, encourage violence
Everybody here fightin' airborne pirates
We're so high up that it just ain't fair
Keyleth got thrown off, now she's just a gust of air
Where's the captain? Almost dead.
He joined in on a fight that's way over his head
Percy, fill this guy with lead!
Now, can some healing words be said?

Oh, we're runnin' through wyverns like a curse
We're gonna burn so hot pirates end up in an urn
Vox Machina! Yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'
Gonna rise to the top, no lead in our sky ship

Elvish people on the ship tonight
Everybody just have a good fight
And we gonna make you lose your lives
Everybody just have a good fight
Elvish people in the ship tonight
Everybody just have a good fight
And we gonna make you lose your lives
We just wanna see ya take that

Every day I'm huckin' shit
Huckin' shit, huckin' shit

Step up fast and be the first one to make me kick your ass
We get money, don't be mad, now stop, hatin' is bad

One more kill by stealth
(Where'd Vax go?)
Please fill up my health
(Pike is so dope)
Keyleth's just a cloud
(She can do that?)
Now listen to my sound
(Listen now)

Get up, get down, raise your weapons to the sound
Raise your weapons to the sound
Get up
Raise your weapons to the sound, to the sound
Raise your weapons

Vox Machina is on the ship tonight
Everybody just have a good fight
And we gonna make you lose your lives
Everybody just have a good good good fight

Scanlan Song Lyrics

Scanlan Songs Lyrics

Song and Flute

Taryon Wayward Son

Fish God

Arrows and Bows

Without Me

Somebody That We Used To Know

Thordak the Cinder KinG

Pit Fiend Baby

Eye of the Goliath

Lose Yourself

White Dragon

Cheap Heals

Scanlan's Eyes

My Shot

tALKIN' pERCY

tHE cRITTER

I Didn't See Vax

Inspiration

Health

Semi F---ed Fight

Bigby's Hand

Play A Song

Clarota Healing

Party Fight Anthem