My friend Joe King (aka Renohex aka MC De Rollo) asked me to record this for him. Joe took Britney Spears's Criminal and rewrote it in true Scanlan fashion. He wrote it about convincing Kima to ally with a certain poisonous dragon to take down Vorugal. His lyrics can be found here, the Youtube video can be found here, and you can download this track for free above. I'm very excited for next month's song, but I've said too much already - I must be tarying on.
Britney Pikes - Vorugal
She is a hustler, she's no good at all,
She is a dragon, or a dwarf, dwarf, dwarf, dwarf.
She lies, she bluffs, she's unreliable,
She can do magic, she can polymorph, morph.
I know we said she's just one more ally,
I know you said this means that we will all die.
She's a bad dragon with a tainted heart.
And even we know this ain't smart
But Kima we'll use her to kill Vorugal,
'Cause this deal will be beneficial, she's magical,
Kima please don't die, it will be alright,
And when this is done, we are moving on, with Raishan.
She is a villain by the common law,
She is the killer of the fire ashari.
She is a crook and unpredictable,
She's got no conscience, she's not least bit sorry.
All we know, should've let go, but no,
Cause she is a dragon with a tainted heart,
And even we know this ain't smart.
But Kima we'll use her to kill Vorugal,
'Cause this deal will be beneficial, she's magical,
Kima please don't die, it will be alright,
And when this is done, we are moving on, with Raishan.
And she's got a curse,
Her own druid-stricken
Strange affliction.
So I guess it makes sense she's with us
And she wants Thordak dead,
That is what she said, it's true I bet,
And we don't have no fear,
We don't care.
'Cause Kima we'll use her to kill Vorugal,
'Cause this deal will be beneficial, she's magical,
Kima please don't die, it will be alright,
And when this is done, we are moving on, with Raishan.
Kima we'll use her to kill Vorugal,
'Cause this deal will be beneficial, she's magical,
Kima please don't die, it will be alright,
And when this is done, we are moving on, with Raishan.