So this is the first Scanlan Song I know of that wasn't written by Sam Riegel. If you haven't read the CR comics... go read the comics, then come back to this. Matt Colville and Olivia Samson have done an outstanding job. Also, this song makes no sense without context. In the book, Scanlan sings a song about his (and some other folks) bravery and might, and I thought it deserved to be heard with ears rather than just looked at with eyes. So, here's Electric Six's Gay Bar rewritten to be about aquatic deities. As always, the free mp3 download is above, the lyrics are here, and the Youtube video is here.

Fish God

Girl!

We're the guys who killed the fish god,

The sexy guys who killed the fish god,

We got the treasure from the fish god, fish god, fish god

Let's ring a bell, hit a drum and a bell,

Wake the frog god, frog god, frog god

Yeow! (Shout out loud)

And the fish god.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any water?

I wanna buy all your water,

From the fish god, fish god, fish god

[Pause]

Grog's got something to put in you,

In the fish god, fish god, fish god

Yeow! (Shout out loud)

I'm a super bard, killed a fish god.

Yeah! I'm a super bard, killed a fish god.

I'm a super bard, killed a fish god.

Super bard.
Super, super, super bard