Magicshop Quartet
The first single off our upcoming EP - Molly's Rules. What, you think we're gonna pitch a Mighty Nein musical and NOT include a Pumat Sol barbershop quartet?
Lyrics:
PUMAT: Well, hello there and
welcome to the Invulnerable Vagrant
My name is Pumat
CALEB: Oh, there are four of you...
Composed and performed by Meany Vizzini
Edited and produced by Will Crosswait
Artwork by @DrawingJule
Uh, I am Caleb Widogast
and I am looking for some paper
PUMAT: Well, hello
Caleb (Hello Caleb!)
And as you can plainly see
We’re a magical emporium
Complete from A to Z
We have potions, ink, and paper
But we ask respectfully
Our establishment’s decorium
Expects you to be clean
(*blows*)
We have a lot of magic merchandise
For wizardry and such
And compared to risking life and limb
It will not cost you much
It’s the type of rich assortment
Dirty hands should never touch
When you walk into our store
Though we have quite a few things for ya
Our decorium expects you to be clean
Just drop a
Little bit of coin here, we can
Make you who you want to be, we’ve
All the rich enhancements anyone could ever dream to see and
All of this made possible by
Pumat Prime, that’s me
PUMATS: (partially)
(And the rest of us are courtesy of the Assembly)
CALEB: Uh...
PUMAT:
Well, hello Caleb
(Well, hello there!)
And as we’ve already said,
We’re a magical emporium
Complete from A to Zed
We have bracers, swords, and paper
But we ask you not to shed
When you walk into our store
Though we have quite a few things for ya
Our decorium expects -
Respectfully requests!
Our decorium expects you to be clean
Oh, to be clean
*Well hello there!*