So you think you can punch a ghost, can you do it right?

Put your fist right through its face; send it back into the night?

Well, to become a master monk, enlightenment's the “ki,” so say it with me…

I would like to read!

You know you’re in the Cobalt! Cobalt Soul!

We’ll teach you how to harness that spiritual flow!

You know you’re in the Cobalt! Cobalt Soul!

Seekers of knowledge, but also super swole

You thought the monk was really hard, and needed all those stats!

Well let me add Intelligence, to make you all real at! [What?] (uh, react?)

Got to “know your enemy,” teasing out their secrets expertly

Extorting foes with ease

You know you’re in the Cobalt! (Cobalt!) Cobalt Soul! (Cobalt Soul!)

We’ll teach you all our secrets, and yours will soon be told

You know you’re in the Cobalt! (Cobalt!) Cobalt Soul! (Cobalt Soul!)

Rule your aggression, make brain and body whole

We’ll teach your mind to flow like mercury, seizing ev’ry opportunity.

Move quickly as a sparrow, you can catch ‘most ev’ry arrow

Learn to perfect your body, to direct and hone your mind

Yeah you’ll be a stone-cold hottie, while protecting all mankind!

[Actually, we don’t limit ourselves by race, really…]

‘Cause now you’re in the Cobalt! Cobalt Soul!

We’re seekers after knowledge, but damn, we’re really swole (We’re so swole!)

Yeah you’re in the Cobalt! (Cobalt!) Cobalt Soul!

We’ll teach you to kick ass [Yeah], and also self-control [Eh…]

Listen to the Cobalt! (Listen up!) Cobalt Soul! (To what we know!)

Learn the perfect tactic to conquer every foe (Yeah, any foe!)

Yeah, we are the Cobalt! (Stunning crew!) Cobalt Soul! (We wear blue!)

The coolest monks out there, and now you fin’ly know

Yeah Beau, you know... you’re in the Cobalt Soul!

A training montage song for everyone’s favorite monk!

Based on lyrics improvised by Matthew Mercer.

Writers: Meany Vizzini, Scott Maitland, Danita Gilbert (@taurigeek), CriticalScroll.

Music by Spencer Smith (@TheSkaldDM)

Art by Elissa Blackmun (@lissanerdwriter)

Vocalists: Spencer Smith, Danita Gilbert and Scott Maitland

Beau: Danita Gilbert

Zeenoth: Scott Maitland

Production by Spencer Smith and Will Crosswait.

In The Cobalt Soul